Douchebags Who Wear More Than One Polo Shirt

The trend began long ago with leather jackets.  Gangsters would "pop their collars" in order to set themselves apart from others.  At that time, this was a sign of rebellion and a "don't mess with me" attitude... This look made a comeback between 2000-2003.  It then became a symbol for preps and frat boys, in other words, it was gay.  Now, we are seeing grown men wearing, not one, but multiple polo shirts with all the collars popped, creating a plethora of collars around the neck.  This is a sign that tells onlookers, "Hi, I'm a douchebag."  

Please take note of the douchebag on the left.  Look closely and you will see not two, not three, but FOUR collars. This chump must have been cold or something.  Either that, or he is compensating for a small penis.  How much does it cost to upkeep a look like this?  This bag of douche has four green polo's on, why on earth would anyone buy four of the same shirt... He could easily clothe an entire african tribe for St. Patrick's Day.  

I don't know how this trend became popular or what famous designer brought it to the streets but I could easily start a trend just as stupid.  We should all start wearing multiple pants with the buttons and flies open to create a plethora of waistlines.  

In addition to multiple polo shirts, douchebags like to spend hours in front of their mirrors in the morning, meticulously spiking each hair on their head in order to create the very trendy porcupine look.  God forbid a douchebag head-butt you... it would surely end your life.  Perhaps the multiple polo's act as padding against spiked hair in case any two douchebags decide to take a tumble together.

Lastly, to all the girls that validate this look by letting themselves be attracted to it, you are only strengthening their numbers.  Do not pose in pictures with douchebags.  Because while the douchebag may have his arm around you in a friendly embrace as you smile into the camera, he is making a Zoolander face because he thinks he looks that cool and screwing the camera with his eyes.  After looking at this picture, I'm feeling violated.